I'm On A Horse

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Hello ladies look at your man 
Now back at me, now back at your man, now back to me 
Sadly he isn’t me but he could smell like he’s me 
If he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice Look down, back up, you’re on a boat 
With the man your man could smell like 
What’s in your hands, back at me 
I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love 
Look again the tickets are now diamonds 
Anything is possible when you’re man smells like Old Spice 
And not like a lady - I’m on a horse